Schizophrenia ---
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Amnesia ---
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic ---
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic ---
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
Paranoid ---
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Personality Disorder ---
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia ---
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Senile Dementia ---
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder ---
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder ---
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
1 comment:
So so funny! I'd like to know the mind that made these up!
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